I got all dolled up, put on my $800 shoes, my butt jeans, a sexy blouse, and wrote out my suicide note. I will be taking 2 ambien every 20 minutes until the job is done. I’m guessing it won’t take more than 12 since they’re 10 milligrams and I never take any medicine of any sort. I’ve been in here for over an hour already getting ready and my husband still hasn’t come to check on me, even though he saw me grab the pills and come in here, and Thursday night I tried to kill myself by leaving my car running in the garage and he caught me then. I’m guessing that means he doesn’t care.

YES!!!!

(Source: coolguyhat)

Take that Detroit!! You suck.

Texas Rangers

..yep, that’s all.

hopesol0:

ikers-murse:

heytheredimaria:

aleeexism:

the-last-centurionn:

squidemort:

allylovesdcriss:

lookatitupsidedown:

bl0ndes-do-it-better:

we-r-who-we-r-95:

nobody-knows-this:

aloneatmidnight:

perfectskinandadevilsgrin:

jason-after-dark:

a-riddikulus-boggart:

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HOW THE FUCK EVEN????

HOW THE FUCK DID IT KNOW, BRAH?

…HOW

ASAFHJKHFJSAKAASGBJHAGAJGFSFGASKHDAJSBF

HOLY FUCK IT GUESSED DUMBLEDORE RIGHT HOLY FUCK

OMG WTF 

It guessed lady gaga. shit. alright i’m doing a dementor.

HOLY FUCK HOW DID IT DO THAT?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HOW THE FUCK DID IT KNOW I WAS THINKING OF THE IMPALA?!?!?!

TWELVE QUESTIONS AND IT GOT THE FUCKING TARDIS! HOLY FUCKING HELL!

omfg how

Omg it does footballers too fjkhfkjasfhjk

OMFG IT GOT MY CHARACTER! 

alksdjf WHAT

I was thinking Orgazmo and it guessed Bluntman and Chronic. Pretty damn close if you ask me..

(Source: haveabiscuit-potter)

anoceanactivist:

World’s largest orca tank (Marineland - Antibes, France) or the ocean…

Which one would you choose?

depressing stuff going on today..

#WhitePeople. Kynna and Nicholas 8/16/04 (Taken with instagram)

This is definitely what I want to see on my pet doctors marquee.. Very “casual Friday” of them. (Taken with instagram)

Pay attention people, I want this hat. (Taken with instagram)

Grandma’s are the greatest people ever. (Taken with instagram)

Grandma’s chicken is always the BEST! (Taken with instagram)

THIS is happening!! (Taken with instagram)

Magnum ice cream is the bees knees. (Taken with instagram)

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